Hii~ I'm Jenny I'm American/Colombian. America is my home though. I'm always open for talking so don't be scared of me! I love music and painting And food. I like food. A lot. And almost all KPOP. I'm also like 70% gay but shit who isn't

grimmromance:

what i mean when i say “i can’t do that” - the depression edition

  • i am unable to do that 
  • i don’t have the energy to do that
  • i cannot wrap my head around what you’re asking me to do
  • there is too much in my head right now
  • i can not do that 

what people hear: 

  • i am unwilling to do that
  • i am being stubborn for no reason
  • i am being dramatic
  • i am lazy
  • i need you to repeat that only louder
  • i need a push
  • i don’t want to do that 

(via manda)

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2 hours ago
i laughed so fucking hard when he said that lmao

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

(Source: vampirequeenarchives, via lalasosu2)

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2 hours ago

eluhvew:

thefinnishgypsy:

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

"I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP"

perfect

(Source: sofiajonze, via hohnoes)

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3 hours ago

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

(via hohnoes)

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3 hours ago

slipstreamborne:

This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their fucking faces.

(via hohnoes)

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3 hours ago

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

(Source: vimmuse, via hohnoes)

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3 hours ago

3rd grade

friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me:what
friend:OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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3 hours ago
LOL

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

(via hohnoes)

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