Hii~ I'm Jenny I'm American/Colombian. America is my home though. I'm always open for talking so don't be scared of me! I love music and painting And food. I like food. A lot. And almost all KPOP. I'm also like 70% gay but shit who isn't
howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

(Source: howswalley, via crystallized-teardrops)

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drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

(via encourage)

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tell me why u follow me on anon

(Source: 1985panties, via lecapunk)

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cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

(Source: kazuos, via oohjoly)

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"dirtbag illiad" (via punkrockpatroclus)

(via lecapunk)

ODYSSEUS: maybe patroclus should sleep in his own tent
ACHILLES: why
afraid i’m gonna do something
gay
ODYSSEUS: well yeah
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accurate lmfao

vincisomething:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

(Source: coooooooooooooorvo, via therealslimhussie)

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letterstomycountry:

hipsterlibertarian:

setbabiesonfire:

cyclivist:

Deputy who killed former Napster COO after drifting into the bike lane while distracted by his laptop will not face charges because he was answering a work-related email.

OH OKAY.

I accidentally killed someone, you guys, but I was just doing research for an article I’m writing, so that makes it ok. That’s how it works, right?

LTMC: Meanwhile, 16-year olds get prosecuted for manslaughter for texting while driving.  But don’t worry, police don’t get special treatment.

letterstomycountry:

hipsterlibertarian:

setbabiesonfire:

cyclivist:

Deputy who killed former Napster COO after drifting into the bike lane while distracted by his laptop will not face charges because he was answering a work-related email.

OH OKAY.

I accidentally killed someone, you guys, but I was just doing research for an article I’m writing, so that makes it ok. That’s how it works, right?

LTMC: Meanwhile, 16-year olds get prosecuted for manslaughter for texting while driving.  But don’t worry, police don’t get special treatment.

(via four-years-to-remember)

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casual-hannibalism:

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

I AM SO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING THIS SONG ITS SUCH A GOOD SONG WITH SUCH A BODY POSITIVE MESSAGE LIKE HOLY SHIT

(via therealslimhussie)

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(via therealslimhussie)

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